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foxnewsofficial:

boys in crop tops 2k14

YOOO I GOT XKIT TO WORK AGAIN IM SO HAPPY

grawly:

The future is now.

hi:

seeing your friends when you’re with a really cute person

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Doctor:  do you drink or smoke?
Me:  no
Doctor:  (under his breath) what a loser

weve-got-your-obsessions:

This is important

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

dennys:

sprawlerr:

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

mephistos-cafe-lattes:

thequeerunderthestairs:

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THEM ALL JESUS CHRIST

look at the one just sitting all proper on the couch

gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

incoconito:

i wish i was marrying kanye 

thepacificrimjob:

vanillastopbath:

thepacificrimjob:

back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found

guess

okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms. 

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pokemonical:

my future house

davidtennantspants:

I HAVE SEARCHED ACROSS THE AGES FOR THIS GIFSET

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